A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants…


Real swamp monster think about this saying this week from old Mary Tyler Moore show. It also make me think a certain White House Press Secretary is in way over his head. Real swamp monster of course talking about Sean Spicer. Not Melissa McCarthy. Real swamp monster learn real early in life old adage many attribute to Number 16 Emancipator(?)…

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”

Real swamp monster understand job of White House Press Secretary involves speaking; also must be able to think on feet; able to answer questions from so-called liberal, administration bashing media. Real swamp monster wonder if anyone ever accuse Over-matched Press Secretary Number 32 of having ability to think on feet.

Over-matched Press Secretary Number 32’s ridiculous answers to questions of Syria’s President Assad using gas on his own people provided the jolt needed to prove Over-matched Press Secretary Number 32 is drowning in his own ineptness.

A Little Song…

“You had someone who was despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.”

As Press Secretary, Real swamp monster surprised Over-matched Press Secretary Number 32 not aware of WWII History or Godwin’s Rule. (Godwin’s Law go this way: “As an online discussion continues, the probability of a reference or comparison to Hitler or Nazis approaches 1.”) Many on both left and right sides of swamp have used rule to support their own agenda; each enjoy especially describing one another as Hitler. Real swamp monster think politicians should read history books, remember atrocities of Hitler’s Germany; having different political viewpoints doesn’t make someone Hitler.

A Little Dance…

“Hitler brought them into the Holocaust centers, I understand that,” Spicer said. “But in the way that Assad used them, where he went into towns and dropped them down to innocent in the middle of towns.”

What the hell is Holocaust Center? In poor attempt to clarify himself, Real swamp monster think Spicer just offend more people. Think Sean…think!

A Little Seltzer Down the Pants…

“Frankly, I mistakenly made an inappropriate and insensitive reference to the Holocaust, for which there is no comparison. And for that I apologize. It was a mistake to do that.”

Yes. They were, and it was a mistake. But frankly Over-matched Press Secretary Number32, Real swamp monster don’t give a damn. You’ve opened your mouth, and like your boss, Narcissistic Number 45, you’ve removed all doubt.



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