Real swamp monster reminded of old saying in United Swamps of America and goes like: “I’m from the federal government and I’m here to help.”
Real swamp monster think new saying most unsettling to We The People maybe: “I’m a Cabinet appointee of Narcissistic Number 45 and I despise All The People my department is meant to support.”
Some on right side of swamp might say Real swamp monster overstating reality; not being patient with regime of Narcissistic Number 45; Real swamp monster see list of Narcissistic Number 45 appointments; holler big “heads up” to We The People:
Andrew Puzder as Secretary of Labor. Puzder is an executive in the fast food industry and donor to Republican Party. Fast food industry opponent of raising minimum wage for We The People. Is job of Labor Department to help protect rights of workers? Real swamp monster wonder how this quote made by Puzder protects rights of workers in United Swamps:
…automation could be a welcome development because “machines were always polite, they always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there’s never a slip-and-fall or an age, sex or race discrimination case.”
Well isn’t that special? Wonder if he mean bikini models lovingly eating big cheeseburgers he uses in company commercials? Or is it just the lower income Americans trying to make ends meet; Americans employed by fast food restaurant chains like one he CEO for who earn minimum wage. Real swamp monster wonder if world ever have first automated CEO. Never take vacations, require huge pension, expect health insurance for rest of their life, earn disgustingly high salary and own obscene amount of stock options or stock, and never act in any improper way to cause over-sized corporation to be sued or never sue corporation for age discrimination when forced to retire. Think good thought?
Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education: In confirmation hearings said guns may have place in schools where threat of grizzly bear attack exists. Real swamp monster sure when last grizzly attack on school happen. Not really have much to say about Betsy, not sure exactly what she did to earn appointment. Betsy admitted family has donated $200 million to Republican Party. Maybe that it. Think she Narcissistic Number 45 political appointment or best intelligent, most qualified person for position?
Real swamp monster could go on and on. Try to keep post short; have 4 years to question qualifications and policies of Narcissistic Number 45 Cabinet of Horrors.